Category: Joke Board
> A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his
> beloved
> widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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> How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
> When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
> and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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> How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
> There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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>> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
> Kentucky to
> 32?
> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
> Documentaries.
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> Where was the toothbrush invented?
> Kentucky. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been
> called
> a teeth brush.
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> Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
> The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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> The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!
> Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a
> total
> loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished
> coloring one of them.
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> A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets
> divorced,
> they can STILL be cousins.
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> A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
> The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here
> are ya?
> "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
> The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
> Pennsylvania?"
> "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
> The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,"What in the world is
> a
> tax-e-derm-ist?"
> The man says,"I mount animals".
> The bartender stands and raises his drink and hollers to the whole
> bar..."It s okay boys, he's one of us!"
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> A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the
> driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies "Bout wut?"